Stool LF/RP - Two Balls And A Bat

Height: 6" Weight: 253lbs
Hometown: The Thriving Metropolis of Coram
Nickname: Stool
Experience: Crusty Olde Vet
Defining Moments: Brave pitching performance in Cohoes
Strengths/Weakness: Craftiness and Intangibles/facing DAN guando and not dan GUANDO
Theme Song: "In the Stool of the Night" - Guando and Alf
Favorite Myth: Brian Stahl's Land, a land of Morals, a land of Values and a land of creamy creamy cupcakes
Hobbies/Interests: crushing dan guando's soul
Race: Aryan
WiffleWOOD Debut: Opening Day 2001


Bio: Brian Stahl is a man born of Joycamander Florschutz and Arthor Stahl in a world of vanilla and greatness. It is his destiny to steer those who have lost their way back into the glorious world of morals, values and creamy cupcakes.  As an upstanding citizen who is idolized by many, he leads by example on and off the field. While his dream of being a pro wifflar has hit some bumps along the road ala rickey henderson the game has never left him and in 2007 he has returned to claim back the greatness he once had. Some people find wiffleball and learn to love it, Stool, on the other hand was born a wifflar and will die a wifflar.

Quotes:
"Hey Strickland!!"