Smokey SP - Fort Greene Kinnears


Height: 5'9" Weight: 185
Hometown: Ridge, NY
Nickname: Gu*ando
Experience: Long and storied
Defining Moments: Co-founded WiffleWOOD in Stool's basement; Lost "The Epic" to Brunjes/Stool
Strength/Weakness: Pitching/caring way too much
Theme Song: "Barracuda"
Hobbies/Interests: Filming his own bullpen sessions

WiffleWOOD Debut: Summer 2001

Bio: Smokey is an American actor and director famous for his role as Larry Appleton on the television sitcom Perfect Strangers. The show paired Smokey with Bronson Pinchot (as Balki Bartokomous), creating a Laurel & Hardy-like comedy duo. They played distant cousins who meet for the first time when Balki travels to Chicago from his native island of Mypos. They become roommates, showcasing Smokey as the nebbishy straightman and Pinchot as the outrageous foreigner.

Quotes:
"You should never throw a meatball to an Italian."