Paarnold DH - Team Wingdings
Height: 7'1" Weight: 210kg
Hometown: Dorian, CA
Nickname: Patrice
Experience: Patrice
Defining Moments: When my sister dated Todd Barry
Strength/Weakness: Swforedplay
Theme Song: "Smooth" - Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas
Favorite Myth: Todd Barry date
Hobbies/Interests: Todd Barry's website
Race: White
WiffleWOOD Debut: A couple of weeks ago
Bio: As a child, Patrick dreamed of being an actress. While in high school, he felt left out and had low self esteem because, at 6 feet, he was the tallest gal in school. After high school, Patrick entered New England College in New Hampshire and then transferred the next year to Boston University where he majored in drama. In 1979, he graduated and moved to New York to start his career. His career consisted of sales clerk and waitress. He worked at Ann Taylor, where he eventually rose to Saturday window mannequin while trying to get a job with a modeling agency. Eventually signed by the Zoli Agency at the advanced age of 23, he wound up as a model in the Victoria Secret's Catalogue. Ever vigilant, Sydney Pollack was looking for new talent in the catalogue when he spotted Patrick and cast him in Tootsie. With good reviews, Patrick moved to Los Angeles where he was cast as Wendy in the short-lived, but critically acclaimed Television Series "Buffalo Bill". His next appearance on Television was in his own show "Sara" which was also good, but soon canceled. He then returned to the big screen in the below average Transylvania 6-5000 followed by the successful Chevy Chase movie Fletch . From there on, he was on a roll with future husband Jeff Goldblum in the horror remake of The Fly (1986). More successful were Tim Burton's dark comedy Beetle Juice (1988) and Garnishied Wages (1988). For the last film, he was the surprise winner of the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. No more fun movies followed and Patrick now drinks alone regularly and only joined the Wifflewood league to meet new people who will probably end up hating him because he just doesn't know how to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies with others, particularly Kiel and Danny because they're both assholes. Patrick also thinks Alex Turmell was and always will be an asshole.
Quotes:
"This sucks."