Neel SP/LF - Goose

Height: 5'11" Weight: 12.1 stone
Hometown: Funroe, Loooisiana
Nickname: James
Experience: Some
Defining Moments: Hitting the first and second HR at Old Wizard Park. Pitching roughly 20 balls in a row.
Strength/Weakness: Grit, Facial Hair, Punctuation/Pitching, Love, Bacon
Theme Song: "Wild Boys" - Duran Duran
Favorite Myth: Old Smack (also "least favorite myth")
Hobbies/Interests: Science, mustaches, self-loathing
Race: American
Bio: Born
on the bayou, James Fillmore "James Neel" Neel Williams learned
first-hand about humidity and injustice. After being chased out of
Louisiana for "talkin' queer," Neel found refuge in Connecticut. It was
cold there, in many ways. The South re-embraced Neel with prejudiced
arms, and he studied the apathetic swagger of Chippa Jonah. Rising like
a condor in the desert sun, nevermind the fact that condors don't live
in the desert, Neel ventured back to the Northeast. A decision he
cherishes every Saturday from noon to 4pm.
Height: 5'11" Weight: 12.1 stone
Hometown: Funroe, Loooisiana
Nickname: James
Experience: Some
Defining Moments: Hitting the first and second HR at Old Wizard Park. Pitching roughly 20 balls in a row.
Strength/Weakness: Grit, Facial Hair, Punctuation/Pitching, Love, Bacon
Theme Song: "Wild Boys" - Duran Duran
Favorite Myth: Old Smack (also "least favorite myth")
Hobbies/Interests: Science, mustaches, self-loathing
Race: American
WiffleWOOD Debut: BP at L.A.M.A. (Summer 2003). First official game 5/12/07
Quotes:
"If you wanna talk about heart, I've got one word for you: Neel Williams." -- Lefty Boondock, excerpted from "WiffleWOOD West, the complete history: 2007 - present."
"The South will rise again." --Paw