Neel SP/LF - Goose


Height
:
5'11" Weight: 12.1 stone
Hometown: Funroe, Loooisiana
Nickname: James
Experience: Some
Defining Moments:
Hitting the first and second HR at Old Wizard Park. Pitching roughly 20 balls in a row.
Strength/Weakness: Grit, Facial Hair, Punctuation/Pitching, Love, Bacon
Theme Song: "Wild Boys" - Duran Duran
Favorite Myth: Old Smack (also "least favorite myth")
Hobbies/Interests: Science, mustaches, self-loathing
Race: American

WiffleWOOD Debut: BP at L.A.M.A. (Summer 2003). First official game 5/12/07

Bio: Born on the bayou, James Fillmore "James Neel" Neel Williams learned first-hand about humidity and injustice. After being chased out of Louisiana for "talkin' queer," Neel found refuge in Connecticut. It was cold there, in many ways. The South re-embraced Neel with prejudiced arms, and he studied the apathetic swagger of Chippa Jonah. Rising like a condor in the desert sun, nevermind the fact that condors don't live in the desert, Neel ventured back to the Northeast. A decision he cherishes every Saturday from noon to 4pm.

Quotes:
"If you wanna talk about heart, I've got one word for you: Neel Williams." -- Lefty Boondock, excerpted from "WiffleWOOD West, the complete history: 2007 - present."

"The South will rise again." --Paw