Casey SP/LF - Goose

Height: Compact Weight: 200lbs muscle, in a 165lb bag
Hometown: Cooperstown, NY (eventually)
Nickname: Case
Experience: miserable thus far, thanks for asking
Defining Moments: Tallying mad strikeouts my second week in 'The Bigs.' Flailingly throwing my bat at Guando after the (alleged) ninth pitch in a row he threw right at my head. Missing with said bat.
Strength/Weakness: Nasty high cheese, inside corner/ swinging the bat (and not having better friends)
Theme Song: Dukes of Hazzzzzzard (Good Ol' Boys). Closely followed by 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
Favorite Myth: "Pain don't hurt" (memo to Mr. Swayze--I have wiffle scars that prove otherwise)
Hobbies/Interests: Brave performances in the rain
Race: Can't we all get along?
WiffleWOOD Debut: May 12th, 2007

Bio: Two young men (Casey and Kiel) are trying to make their way in a corporation. One on charm (Kiel), the other on hard work (Casey). When they go to the president (Dan Guando) with a serious financial error on a printout, he pretends to be thrilled and invites them to his beach house for the weekend. He actually plans on having them killed. Guando is also fooling around with the girlfriend of his mafia partner. When the partner has Guando killed, the Walker boys end up having to pretend Guando is still alive as the frustrated hit man tries time and time again to complete the job.

Quotes:
"What's the Major League record for most errors by a left fielder in a single inning?"