Brunjes SP - Two Balls And A Bat

Height: 5'11" Weight: 180
Hometown: Coram, NY
Nickname: The Jugglar King
Experience: Founding father of the storied Wiffle World of Over Drinking League
Defining Moments: Discovered, and lost, the single most dominant pitch in WiffleWOOD's 6 year history. This screw ball type weapon brought Guando to his knees for 6 long innings. Also hit the game winning triple (a modern day "Shot Heard Round the World") to break a 0-0 deadlock in this same contest, which is known universally as "The Epic."
Strength/Weakness: Intangibles/Cohoes
Theme Song: "The Reflex" - Duran Duran
Favorite Myth: Dinosaurs/Evolution
Hobbies/Interests: Everything and anything but wiffleball
Race: Whifflarian
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Height: 5'11" Weight: 180
Hometown: Coram, NY
Nickname: The Jugglar King
Experience: Founding father of the storied Wiffle World of Over Drinking League
Defining Moments: Discovered, and lost, the single most dominant pitch in WiffleWOOD's 6 year history. This screw ball type weapon brought Guando to his knees for 6 long innings. Also hit the game winning triple (a modern day "Shot Heard Round the World") to break a 0-0 deadlock in this same contest, which is known universally as "The Epic."
Strength/Weakness: Intangibles/Cohoes
Theme Song: "The Reflex" - Duran Duran
Favorite Myth: Dinosaurs/Evolution
Hobbies/Interests: Everything and anything but wiffleball
Race: Whifflarian
WiffleWOOD Debut: Summer 2001
Bio: Zach
Morris the cool trouble maker, A.C. Slater the kind hearted jock,
Screech Powers the smart and funny nerd, Kelly Kapowski the teen dream
who is Zach Morris' obsession, Lisa Turtle the gossiping fashion lover,
and Jessie Spano the femenine straight A student. They make up the six
individual students and there mis-adventures at Bayside High School.
"Today...I consider myself...the luckiest Whiffler...on the face of the earth."