Meat Locker
(l-r) Neel, Smokey
Debut: 2007
Official Record: 2-0
Unofficial Record: 2-0
Team Mascot: Neville
Team Overview: A bond forged in the steam tunnels of New Haven and the ventricular tunnels of the heart, Meat Locker knows a thing or two about team chemistry. While both Smokey and Neel are stars of the mound and the batter's box, these two small town folk win their fans over off the field. By living their lives "the right way," they really have shown the children of Fort Greene what it takes to be winners in a fake plastic sports league, and in life.